{"id":4870,"date":"2026-08-27T09:27:15","date_gmt":"2026-08-27T06:27:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/mesaje-amuzante-de-zi-de-nastere-cuvinte-proprii"},"modified":"2026-08-27T10:07:08","modified_gmt":"2026-08-27T07:07:08","slug":"mesaje-amuzante-de-zi-de-nastere-cuvinte-proprii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/ro\/greetings-4870-mesaje-amuzante-de-zi-de-nastere-cuvinte-proprii","title":{"rendered":"Mesaje amuzante de zi de na\u0219tere \u00een cuvinte proprii \u2014 La mul\u021bi ani scurte, pentru prieteni \u0219i pentru colegi"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Are ziua m\u00e2ine, iar mesajul trebuie s\u0103 fie amuzant, dar nu de poman\u0103. \u00cen rom\u00e2n\u0103 asta e o zon\u0103 \u00eengust\u0103: gluma prinde c\u00e2nd e spus\u0103 pe jum\u0103tate, cu o ironie mic\u0103 \u0219i cu o urare serioas\u0103 la final. Cine for\u021beaz\u0103 ajunge la banc, cine nu \u00eendr\u0103zne\u0219te deloc trimite al treilea an la r\u00e2nd acela\u0219i \u00abLa mul\u021bi ani \u0219i mult\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103tate\u00bb. Mai jos sunt texte gata scrise exact pe linia asta: pentru un prieten bun, pentru colegi \u2014 \u0219i pe \u00abtu\u00bb, \u0219i cu \u00abdumneavoastr\u0103\u00bb \u2014, scurte pentru un mesaj rapid pe telefon, mai lungi pentru felicitare, mai potolite pentru cineva mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, c\u00e2teva de spus cu voce tare la mas\u0103 \u0219i altele pentru cei care au anun\u021bat din timp c\u0103 nu vor cadouri. Fiecare se poate trimite a\u0219a cum e; dac\u0103 vrei, schimbi o jum\u0103tate de fraz\u0103 cu ceva ce se potrive\u0219te numai omului t\u0103u.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_74 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<label for=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6aa4dcf0aeb44\" class=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-label\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #999;color:#999\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #999;color:#999\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/label><input type=\"checkbox\"  id=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6aa4dcf0aeb44\"  aria-label=\"Toggle\" \/><nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/ro\/greetings-4870-mesaje-amuzante-de-zi-de-nastere-cuvinte-proprii\/#Mesaje_amuzante_pentru_un_prieten_bun\" >Mesaje amuzante pentru un prieten bun<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/ro\/greetings-4870-mesaje-amuzante-de-zi-de-nastere-cuvinte-proprii\/#Pentru_colegi_primele_texte_pe_%C2%ABtu%C2%BB_ultimele_cu_%C2%ABdumneavoastra%C2%BB\" >Pentru colegi: primele texte pe \u00abtu\u00bb, ultimele cu \u00abdumneavoastr\u0103\u00bb<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/ro\/greetings-4870-mesaje-amuzante-de-zi-de-nastere-cuvinte-proprii\/#Scurte_pentru_un_mesaj_rapid_pe_telefon\" >Scurte, pentru un mesaj rapid pe telefon<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/ro\/greetings-4870-mesaje-amuzante-de-zi-de-nastere-cuvinte-proprii\/#Mai_lungi_de_scris_pe_felicitare\" >Mai lungi, de scris pe felicitare<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-5\" href=\"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/ro\/greetings-4870-mesaje-amuzante-de-zi-de-nastere-cuvinte-proprii\/#Pentru_cineva_mai_in_varsta_%E2%80%94_cu_haz_dar_fara_glume_despre_ani\" >Pentru cineva mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 \u2014 cu haz, dar f\u0103r\u0103 glume despre ani<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-6\" href=\"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/ro\/greetings-4870-mesaje-amuzante-de-zi-de-nastere-cuvinte-proprii\/#De_spus_cu_voce_tare_inainte_sa_se_ciocneasca_paharele\" >De spus cu voce tare, \u00eenainte s\u0103 se ciocneasc\u0103 paharele<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-7\" href=\"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/ro\/greetings-4870-mesaje-amuzante-de-zi-de-nastere-cuvinte-proprii\/#Pentru_cei_care_spun_ca_nu_vor_cadouri\" >Pentru cei care spun c\u0103 nu vor cadouri<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-8\" href=\"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/ro\/greetings-4870-mesaje-amuzante-de-zi-de-nastere-cuvinte-proprii\/#Intrebari_si_raspunsuri\" >\u00centreb\u0103ri \u0219i r\u0103spunsuri<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Mesaje_amuzante_pentru_un_prieten_bun\"><\/span>Mesaje amuzante pentru un prieten bun<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"pg-list\">\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">1<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">Am preg\u0103tit un discurs, apoi mi-am amintit c\u0103 tu cite\u0219ti mesajele abia seara, c\u00e2nd s-a terminat tot. Deci pe scurt: \u00ee\u021bi doresc un an \u00een care lucrurile s\u0103 se rezolve f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 le rezolvi tu. Restul \u021bi-l spun c\u00e2nd ne vedem, adic\u0103 pe la toamn\u0103.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">2<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">La mul\u021bi ani! Anul acesta nu-\u021bi doresc succes, pentru c\u0103 succesul \u00ee\u021bi mai \u0219i cere ceva \u00een schimb. \u00ce\u021bi doresc o var\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 urgen\u021be, o ma\u0219in\u0103 care trece ITP-ul din prima \u0219i un me\u0219ter care chiar vine \u00een ziua \u00een care a zis c\u0103 vine.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">3<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">Ne cunoa\u0219tem de destui ani c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu mai am nevoie de ur\u0103ri solemne. \u00ce\u021bi doresc somn, lini\u0219te \u0219i o perioad\u0103 \u00een care s\u0103 nu fii tu cel care \u021bine totul \u00een picioare. Iar dac\u0103 tot e\u0219ti, m\u0103car s\u0103 observe \u0219i altcineva.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">4<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">E\u0219ti singurul om din via\u021ba mea care spune \u00abajung \u00een zece minute\u00bb \u0219i chiar crede asta. S\u0103 ai un an \u00een care cele zece minute s\u0103 fie chiar zece minute, iar dac\u0103 nu se poate, m\u0103car drumuri libere \u0219i o cafea bun\u0103 la cap\u0103tul lor.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">5<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">La mul\u021bi ani. Cadoul e o observa\u021bie pe gratis: e\u0219ti singurul om pe care \u00eel pot suna noaptea t\u00e2rziu f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi cer scuze de trei ori \u00eenainte. \u00ce\u021bi doresc un an \u00een care s\u0103 nu ai tu motive s\u0103 suni pe cineva la ora aia.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">6<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">\u00ce\u021bi doresc lucrurile care nu se comand\u0103 de nic\u0103ieri: o zi f\u0103r\u0103 \u0219edin\u021be, un weekend \u00een care s\u0103 nu repari nimic \u00een cas\u0103 \u0219i vecinul de deasupra plecat undeva departe, de preferat cu tot cu borma\u0219in\u0103.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">7<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">S-a mai dus un an \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 nu am f\u0103cut nimic din planurile despre care vorbim de fiecare dat\u0103. Propun s\u0103 le mai am\u00e2n\u0103m pu\u021bin, oricum a devenit o tradi\u021bie. S\u0103n\u0103tate, r\u0103bdare \u0219i o zi \u00een care s\u0103 nu-\u021bi cear\u0103 nimeni nimic.<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Pentru_colegi_primele_texte_pe_%C2%ABtu%C2%BB_ultimele_cu_%C2%ABdumneavoastra%C2%BB\"><\/span>Pentru colegi: primele texte pe \u00abtu\u00bb, ultimele cu \u00abdumneavoastr\u0103\u00bb<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"pg-list\">\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">1<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">La mul\u021bi ani! \u00ce\u021bi doresc o zi \u00een care nimic nu explodeaz\u0103, nimeni nu are nevoie de tine urgent \u0219i pleci la ora la care scrie \u00een contract. Restul anului poate s\u0103 fie mai complicat, azi nu.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">2<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">Cafeaua de azi e din partea mea, de\u0219i \u0219tiu foarte bine c\u0103 regula e invers \u0219i tu e\u0219ti cel care face cinste. \u00ce\u021bi doresc un an cu mai pu\u021bine \u00eentreb\u0103ri puse pe ultima sut\u0103 de metri \u0219i cu mai multe zile \u00een care ie\u0219i devreme.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">3<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">Se lucreaz\u0103 bine cu tine \u0219i asta se spune mult prea rar. Azi e un motiv bun. S\u0103n\u0103tate, weekenduri libere \u0219i colegi care \u00ee\u0219i duc treaba p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 te caute pe tine la fiecare pas.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">4<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">La mul\u021bi ani. \u00ce\u021bi urez un calendar care s\u0103 arate seara la fel ca diminea\u021ba. \u0218tiu c\u0103 e mult, dar de ziua ta se cere ceva mare, a\u0219a e obiceiul.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">5<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">Nu-\u021bi doresc promov\u0103ri, pentru c\u0103 vin la pachet cu \u0219edin\u021be. \u00ce\u021bi doresc timp, care e mai greu de ob\u021binut \u0219i nu se cere de la nimeni. \u0218i o zi de na\u0219tere pe care s-o prinzi acas\u0103, nu \u00eentr-o sal\u0103 de \u0219edin\u021be.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">6<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">V\u0103 doresc la mul\u021bi ani, s\u0103n\u0103tate \u0219i un an \u00een care ziua s\u0103 v\u0103 ajung\u0103 pentru ce v-a\u021bi propus diminea\u021ba. La noi \u00een departament asta ar fi o noutate.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">7<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">La mul\u021bi ani! V\u0103 doresc un an \u00een care s\u0103 v\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 timp \u0219i pentru dumneavoastr\u0103, nu doar pentru tot ce duce\u021bi aici f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 spune\u021bi nimic. S\u0103n\u0103tate, \u00eenainte de toate, \u0219i o zi lini\u0219tit\u0103.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">8<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">V\u0103 doresc s\u0103n\u0103tate, un an calm \u0219i, dac\u0103 se poate, m\u0103car un dosar care s\u0103 se \u00eenchid\u0103 de la sine. Iar azi, o zi \u00een care telefonul s\u0103 v\u0103 sune numai cu ur\u0103ri.<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Scurte_pentru_un_mesaj_rapid_pe_telefon\"><\/span>Scurte, pentru un mesaj rapid pe telefon<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"pg-list pg-grid\">\n<div class=\"pg-item is-short\"><span class=\"pg-num\">1<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">Scurt \u0219i sincer: m\u0103 bucur c\u0103 exi\u0219ti. La mul\u021bi ani!<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item is-short\"><span class=\"pg-num\">2<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">Azi f\u0103r\u0103 sfaturi de la mine, doar ur\u0103ri. S\u0103 ai o zi bun\u0103.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item is-short\"><span class=\"pg-num\">3<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">\u00cenc\u0103 un an, niciun motiv de panic\u0103. Toate cele bune!<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item is-short\"><span class=\"pg-num\">4<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">La mul\u021bi ani! Pu\u021bine \u0219edin\u021be, mult tort, numai ve\u0219ti bune.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item is-short\"><span class=\"pg-num\">5<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">\u00ce\u021bi scriu pe scurt acum \u0219i pe \u00eendelete disear\u0103. S\u0103n\u0103tate!<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item is-short\"><span class=\"pg-num\">6<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">Petrece cum vrei tu, nu cum se cade. Un an u\u0219or!<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item is-short\"><span class=\"pg-num\">7<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">La mul\u021bi ani! Un an \u00een care planurile s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item is-short\"><span class=\"pg-num\">8<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">S\u0103n\u0103tate, lini\u0219te \u0219i oameni care sun\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 motiv. Toate bune!<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item is-short\"><span class=\"pg-num\">9<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">Azi nu se munce\u0219te \u0219i nu se justific\u0103 nimic. La mul\u021bi ani!<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item is-short\"><span class=\"pg-num\">10<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">O zi frumoas\u0103 azi \u0219i un an lini\u0219tit dup\u0103. At\u00e2t \u00ee\u021bi doresc.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item is-short\"><span class=\"pg-num\">11<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">La mul\u021bi ani! Te-am sunat degeaba de dou\u0103 ori, deci scriu.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item is-short\"><span class=\"pg-num\">12<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">Un an f\u0103r\u0103 nimic de reparat prin cas\u0103. S\u0103n\u0103tate!<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item is-short\"><span class=\"pg-num\">13<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">La mul\u021bi ani \u0219i numai ve\u0219ti bune de la cine te caut\u0103.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item is-short\"><span class=\"pg-num\">14<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">S\u0103n\u0103tate, r\u0103bdare \u0219i tortul \u00eentreg pentru tine. Toate bune!<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Mai_lungi_de_scris_pe_felicitare\"><\/span>Mai lungi, de scris pe felicitare<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"pg-list\">\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">1<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">Scriu pe h\u00e2rtie pentru c\u0103 mesajele se pierd printre altele, iar felicitarea r\u0103m\u00e2ne undeva \u00eentr-un sertar \u0219i d\u0103 peste tine peste ani. Deci, pentru sertarul acela: \u00ee\u021bi doresc un an f\u0103r\u0103 drumuri la ghi\u0219ee, s\u0103n\u0103tate \u0219i oameni care te caut\u0103 \u0219i atunci c\u00e2nd nu au nevoie de nimic.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">2<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">La mul\u021bi ani. Am \u00eencercat s\u0103 scriu ceva original \u0219i am ajuns la trei r\u00e2nduri care sunau a reclam\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 le-am t\u0103iat. A r\u0103mas ce credeam de la \u00eenceput: \u00eemi place cum faci lucrurile, inclusiv pe cele m\u0103runte, \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi doresc un an \u00een care s\u0103 nu ai de f\u0103cut dec\u00e2t lucruri care \u00ee\u021bi plac.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">3<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">Am \u021binut felicitarea asta \u00een geant\u0103 dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni ca s\u0103 nu o uit, ceea ce spune ceva despre mine \u0219i absolut nimic despre tine. Ce voiam s\u0103 scriu \u00een ea e simplu: ai un fel de a duce lucrurile la cap\u0103t f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 te pl\u00e2ngi, iar asta se \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 greu. S\u0103n\u0103tate \u0219i un an cu mai pu\u021bine motive de pl\u00e2ns.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">4<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">A\u0219 vrea s\u0103 ai un an \u00een care nimic important s\u0103 nu se strice exact \u00een weekend. E o urare mic\u0103, dar cu timpul am observat c\u0103 e cea mai folositoare dintre toate. \u00cen rest, s\u0103n\u0103tate, drumuri bune \u0219i o zi de na\u0219tere pe care s-o \u021bii minte \u0219i la anul.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">5<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">De obicei felicit\u0103rile se citesc o dat\u0103 \u0219i se pun deoparte, a\u0219a c\u0103 aici e ceva de citit de dou\u0103 ori: \u00een anii de c\u00e2nd ne \u0219tim, nu te-am auzit niciodat\u0103 spun\u00e2nd c\u0103 nu po\u021bi. \u00ce\u021bi doresc un an \u00een care nici s\u0103 nu fie nevoie \u0219i s\u0103n\u0103tate ca s\u0103 te \u021bii de treab\u0103.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">6<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">La mul\u021bi ani! Scriu de m\u00e2n\u0103, de\u0219i se vede limpede de ce nu o fac mai des. \u00ce\u021bi doresc un an cu mai mult\u0103 odihn\u0103 dec\u00e2t cel dinainte, cu drumuri f\u0103cute din pl\u0103cere, nu din obliga\u021bie, \u0219i cu o mas\u0103 plin\u0103 de oameni pe care chiar vrei s\u0103-i vezi.<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Pentru_cineva_mai_in_varsta_%E2%80%94_cu_haz_dar_fara_glume_despre_ani\"><\/span>Pentru cineva mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 \u2014 cu haz, dar f\u0103r\u0103 glume despre ani<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"pg-list\">\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">1<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">V\u0103 doresc s\u0103n\u0103tate, iar la capitolul energie v\u0103 rog s\u0103 nu schimba\u021bi nimic: mie mi-ar prinde bine jum\u0103tate din c\u00e2t ave\u021bi dumneavoastr\u0103 \u00eentr-o diminea\u021b\u0103 obi\u0219nuit\u0103.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">2<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">La mul\u021bi ani! Nu v\u0103 doresc s\u0103 v\u0103 sim\u021bi\u021bi t\u00e2n\u0103r, sunte\u021bi deja plictisit de urarea asta. V\u0103 doresc un an \u00een care vremea s\u0103 fie de partea dumneavoastr\u0103 c\u00e2nd ie\u0219i\u021bi la plimbare \u0219i doctori care ascult\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">3<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">V\u0103 doresc un an cu pu\u021bine sup\u0103r\u0103ri, cu somn ca lumea \u0219i cu vizite care vin f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fie chemate. De ultima parte m\u0103 ocup eu, ave\u021bi cuv\u00e2ntul meu.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">4<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">La mul\u021bi ani. V\u0103 doresc s\u0103n\u0103tate \u0219i un an \u00een care telefonul s\u0103 sune des, dar numai cu ve\u0219ti bune. Iar dac\u0103 tot sun\u0103 degeaba, s\u0103 fim noi cei care sun\u0103 degeaba.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">5<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">Ne \u0219tim de prea mult timp ca s\u0103 mai scriu solemn. V\u0103 doresc un an f\u0103r\u0103 drumuri la spital, cu gr\u0103dina mai mult bucurie dec\u00e2t munc\u0103 \u0219i cu o zi de na\u0219tere \u00een care casa s\u0103 nu se goleasc\u0103 devreme.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">6<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">V\u0103 doresc s\u0103n\u0103tate \u0219i r\u0103bdare cu noi, cei mai tineri, care venim cu \u00eentreb\u0103ri la care dumneavoastr\u0103 a\u021bi r\u0103spuns deja de trei ori. Un an bun, lini\u0219tit, \u0219i mai multe motive de bucurie dec\u00e2t de grij\u0103.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">7<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">V\u0103 doresc o zi \u00een care s\u0103 nu face\u021bi nimic din ce trebuie \u0219i tot ce v\u0103 face pl\u0103cere. S\u0103n\u0103tate, poft\u0103 de via\u021b\u0103 \u0219i un an care s\u0103 v\u0103 lase timp pentru toate cele am\u00e2nate.<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"De_spus_cu_voce_tare_inainte_sa_se_ciocneasca_paharele\"><\/span>De spus cu voce tare, \u00eenainte s\u0103 se ciocneasc\u0103 paharele<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"pg-list\">\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">1<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">M\u0103 ridic doar c\u00e2t se toarn\u0103 \u00een pahare, promit. Am ajuns \u00een punctul \u00een care ne bucur\u0103m c\u0103 ne-am str\u00e2ns to\u021bi la aceea\u0219i mas\u0103 \u0219i nimeni nu a zis c\u0103 nu poate. Pentru gazda de azi, pentru s\u0103n\u0103tatea lui \u0219i pentru \u00eenc\u0103 o mas\u0103 ca asta c\u00e2t mai cur\u00e2nd.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">2<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">Zic scurt, c\u0103 se r\u0103ce\u0219te tot. De fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd ne str\u00e2ngem, se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 la el acas\u0103 \u0219i tot el se ocup\u0103 de toate. Ast\u0103zi propun s\u0103 stea jos \u0219i s\u0103-l servim noi. La mul\u021bi ani \u0219i s\u0103 fim s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i!<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">3<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">\u00cenainte s\u0103 uit ce voiam s\u0103 spun: \u00een to\u021bi anii \u0103\u0219tia nu l-am auzit o dat\u0103 spun\u00e2nd \u00abnu m\u0103 bag\u00bb. Probabil de asta ne-am \u0219i b\u0103gat \u00een at\u00e2tea. S\u0103 fie s\u0103n\u0103tos, s\u0103 aib\u0103 lini\u0219te \u0219i s\u0103 ne cheme \u0219i la anul, \u00een aceea\u0219i formul\u0103.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">4<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">Vorbesc mai pu\u021bin dec\u00e2t dureaz\u0103 s\u0103 se toarne vinul. Mul\u021bumesc pentru invita\u021bie, mul\u021bumesc pentru tot ce s-a g\u0103tit aici \u0219i mai ales pentru faptul c\u0103 la el acas\u0103 nu trebuie niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eentrebi dac\u0103 deranjezi. La mul\u021bi ani \u0219i s\u0103 ne vedem cu bine!<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">5<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">Am preg\u0103tit un toast lung \u0219i l-am scurtat pe drum, ca s\u0103 nu v\u0103 \u021bin de foame. A r\u0103mas at\u00e2t: la masa asta nu e nimeni venit din polite\u021be. Lucrul \u0103sta spune despre s\u0103rb\u0103torit mai mult dec\u00e2t orice discurs. S\u0103n\u0103tate \u0219i La mul\u021bi ani!<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">6<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">Ridic paharul pentru omul care ne adun\u0103 pe to\u021bi la aceea\u0219i mas\u0103 \u0219i apoi se pl\u00e2nge c\u0103 e prea mult\u0103 g\u0103l\u0103gie. S\u0103 ai un an bun, s\u0103n\u0103tos, \u0219i g\u0103l\u0103gia exact c\u00e2t \u00ee\u021bi place \u021bie. La mul\u021bi ani!<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Pentru_cei_care_spun_ca_nu_vor_cadouri\"><\/span>Pentru cei care spun c\u0103 nu vor cadouri<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"pg-list\">\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">1<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">Ai spus clar c\u0103 nu vrei nimic, a\u0219a c\u0103 am respectat. \u00cen loc de pachet, o promisiune care nu expir\u0103: o zi \u00eentreag\u0103 din timpul meu, c\u00e2nd ai tu nevoie de ea. P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, La mul\u021bi ani \u0219i un an f\u0103r\u0103 b\u0103t\u0103i de cap.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">2<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">Am respectat regula, deci f\u0103r\u0103 pachete. \u00cen schimb, \u0219tiu foarte bine ce ai de f\u0103cut prin cas\u0103 de o jum\u0103tate de an. Vin s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, iar tu stai jos \u0219i supraveghezi. S\u0103n\u0103tate \u0219i un an mai u\u0219or dec\u00e2t cel dinainte.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">3<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">Cine nu cere nimic prime\u0219te vorbe, iar vorbele sunt gratis, deci sunt multe. Ce voiam s\u0103 spun: nu te-am auzit niciodat\u0103 d\u00e2ndu-te mare cu ce faci, de\u0219i ai toate motivele. Sper s\u0103 ai un an \u00een care s\u0103 te laude al\u021bii \u00een locul t\u0103u.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">4<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">Bine, f\u0103r\u0103 cadou. Dar de m\u00e2ncat tot m\u0103n\u00e2nci, deci ne vedem la o mas\u0103 la care nu ai voie s\u0103 te ui\u021bi la ceas \u0219i nici s\u0103 te oferi s\u0103 aju\u021bi. S\u0103n\u0103tate, lini\u0219te \u0219i un an cu mai pu\u021bin\u0103 alerg\u0103tur\u0103.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">5<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">Nu e nimic de desf\u0103cut, exact a\u0219a cum ai cerut. A r\u0103mas doar partea care conteaz\u0103 oricum mai mult: m\u0103 bucur c\u0103 te \u0219tiu \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi doresc un an \u00een care s\u0103 ai motive de bucurie des, nu doar de ziua ta.<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"pg-item\"><span class=\"pg-num\">6<\/span><p class=\"pg-text\">La mul\u021bi ani! \u00cen loc de pachet, o list\u0103 scurt\u0103 cu ce \u00ee\u021bi doresc: s\u0103 nu te doar\u0103 nimic, s\u0103 nu te gr\u0103beasc\u0103 nimeni \u0219i s\u0103 ai mereu la cine s\u0103 te duci f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 anun\u021bi dinainte.<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Intrebari_si_raspunsuri\"><\/span>\u00centreb\u0103ri \u0219i r\u0103spunsuri<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00abLa mul\u021bi ani\u00bb se spune \u0219i de Anul Nou, \u0219i de Pa\u0219te, \u0219i de ziua onomastic\u0103. Cum fac mesajul de zi de na\u0219tere s\u0103 nu semene cu o urare de s\u0103rb\u0103toare?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Formula e aceea\u0219i pentru toate ocaziile, deci ea singur\u0103 nu spune nimic despre cine o prime\u0219te. Diferen\u021ba o face restul mesajului, iar cel mai simplu e s\u0103 pui \u00een el ceva ce nu ar avea sens \u00eentr-o urare de Anul Nou: o glum\u0103 despre un lucru f\u0103cut de el luna trecut\u0103, o promisiune concret\u0103, o urare legat\u0103 de un plan pe care numai voi doi \u00eel \u0219ti\u021bi. Exist\u0103 \u0219i un test rapid: dac\u0103 textul poate fi trimis, neschimbat, altcuiva din agenda ta, atunci e o urare de s\u0103rb\u0103toare, nu de ziua lui. C\u00e2t despre formula \u00een sine, merge oriunde, dar nu de trei ori \u00een acela\u0219i mesaj. O dat\u0103, la \u00eenceput sau la final, e de ajuns; restul se scrie cu cuvintele tale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Cu un coleg mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 mi se pare prea rece \u00abdumneavoastr\u0103\u00bb. Pot s\u0103 folosesc \u00abdumneata\u00bb?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mai bine nu. \u00abDumneata\u00bb pare a\u0219ezat la mijloc, \u00eentre \u00abtu\u00bb \u0219i \u00abdumneavoastr\u0103\u00bb, dar \u00een uz are o nuan\u021b\u0103 clar\u0103 de superioritate: e forma pe care o folose\u0219te un \u0219ef c\u0103tre un subaltern sau un om \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 c\u0103tre unul t\u00e2n\u0103r. Trimis\u0103 \u00een sens invers, de la cineva mai t\u00e2n\u0103r, sun\u0103 fie ironic, fie de-a dreptul nepoliticos, chiar dac\u0103 inten\u021bia a fost s\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103lze\u0219ti tonul. Dac\u0103 \u00abdumneavoastr\u0103\u00bb \u021bi se pare rigid, nu schimba pronumele, ci ce e \u00een jurul lui: o urare concret\u0103, o mul\u021bumire pentru ceva anume, o glum\u0103 bl\u00e2nd\u0103 despre o situa\u021bie de la munc\u0103. Tot cu \u00abdumneavoastr\u0103\u00bb, dar mesajul devine cald. Mai exist\u0103 o solu\u021bie sigur\u0103: frazele f\u0103r\u0103 pronume. \u00abS\u0103n\u0103tate \u0219i o zi lini\u0219tit\u0103\u00bb merge \u00een ambele registre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>La birou, ziua de na\u0219tere \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103toritul face cinste. Pot s\u0103 glumesc pe tema asta f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 par\u0103 c\u0103 cer ceva?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Po\u021bi, dar numai dac\u0103 gluma se \u00eentoarce spre tine, nu spre el. \u00abAm venit azi nem\u00e2ncat, din motive pe care le \u0219tii\u00bb func\u021bioneaz\u0103 pentru c\u0103 partea ridicol\u0103 e a ta. \u00abSper c\u0103 ai luat destul\u00bb sun\u0103 a comand\u0103, oric\u00e2t de prietenos ar fi tonul. Regula nescris\u0103 e c\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103toritul face cinste pentru c\u0103 vrea, nu pentru c\u0103 i se cere, iar un mesaj scris r\u0103m\u00e2ne, spre deosebire de o vorb\u0103 aruncat\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 filtrul de cafea. Dac\u0103 echipa e mare \u0219i textul se cite\u0219te \u00een grup, e mai sigur s\u0103 la\u0219i subiectul afar\u0103 din mesaj \u0219i s\u0103 glume\u0219ti pe viu, l\u00e2ng\u0103 mas\u0103. \u0218i mai e o variant\u0103 care iese bine de fiecare dat\u0103: inverseaz\u0103 obiceiul. Cafeaua de azi din partea ta, de\u0219i regula e alta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00abS\u0103 ne tr\u0103ie\u0219ti\u00bb \u0219i \u00abS\u0103-\u021bi dea Dumnezeu s\u0103n\u0103tate\u00bb sun\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0219te. Mai am voie s\u0103 le folosesc \u00eentr-un mesaj amuzant?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ai voie, \u0219i de multe ori tocmai ele fac gluma. Solemnitatea folosit\u0103 inten\u021bionat e unul dintre pu\u021binele mecanisme comice care func\u021bioneaz\u0103 sigur \u00een rom\u00e2n\u0103: un \u00abS\u0103 ne tr\u0103ie\u0219ti!\u00bb ap\u0103sat, trimis unui prieten de aceea\u0219i v\u00e2rst\u0103 cu tine, se cite\u0219te exact ca ce este \u2014 un citat din registrul bunicilor, folosit cu bun\u0103 \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103. Condi\u021bia e ca restul mesajului s\u0103 fie limpede al t\u0103u, altfel formula r\u0103m\u00e2ne doar formul\u0103. Spuse la mas\u0103, cu voce tare, ambele sunt perfect vii \u0219i nu au nevoie de nicio scuz\u0103. Ce nu merge e amestecul: o fraz\u0103 solemn\u0103 pus\u0103 la mijlocul unui text de glume pare copiat\u0103 de undeva. Vechea formul\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i face treaba la \u00eenceput, ca deschidere, sau la final, ca semn\u0103tur\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Scriu de pe telefon \u0219i nu am diacritice. Conteaz\u0103 \u00eentr-o urare?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Conteaz\u0103 mai mult dec\u00e2t pare. F\u0103r\u0103 diacritice, o parte din cuvinte \u00ee\u0219i schimb\u0103 sensul sau pur \u0219i simplu se citesc greu: \u00abtara\u00bb \u00een loc de \u00ab\u021bar\u0103\u00bb, \u00absa\u00bb \u00een loc de \u00abs\u0103\u00bb, \u00abfata\u00bb \u00een loc de \u00abfat\u0103\u00bb. \u00centr-un mesaj rapid c\u0103tre un prieten nu se sup\u0103r\u0103 nimeni; pe o felicitare scris\u0103 de m\u00e2n\u0103 sau \u00eentr-un text pe care omul \u00eel va reciti, lipsa lor se vede imediat. Tastatura de telefon are aproape \u00eentotdeauna varianta rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 \u2014 se adaug\u0103 o singur\u0103 dat\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2ne acolo. Mai e un am\u0103nunt pe care pu\u021bini \u00eel observ\u0103 con\u0219tient, dar to\u021bi \u00eel simt: literele scrise cu sedil\u0103, cele care apar c\u00e2nd textul e copiat de pe site-uri vechi, nu sunt literele rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti. Corecte sunt \u00ab\u0219\u00bb \u0219i \u00ab\u021b\u00bb, cu virgul\u0103 dedesubt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are ziua m\u00e2ine, iar mesajul trebuie s\u0103 fie amuzant, dar nu de poman\u0103. \u00cen rom\u00e2n\u0103 asta e o zon\u0103 \u00eengust\u0103: gluma prinde c\u00e2nd e spus\u0103 pe jum\u0103tate, cu o ironie mic\u0103 \u0219i cu o urare serioas\u0103 la final. Cine for\u021beaz\u0103 ajunge la banc, cine nu \u00eendr\u0103zne\u0219te deloc trimite al treilea an la r\u00e2nd acela\u0219i \u00abLa [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":588,"featured_media":4871,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1906],"tags":[],"moimportance":[],"motype":[],"moformat":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-4870","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-felicitari"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4870","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/588"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4870"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4870\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4874,"href":"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4870\/revisions\/4874"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4871"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4870"},{"taxonomy":"moimportance","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/moimportance?post=4870"},{"taxonomy":"motype","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/motype?post=4870"},{"taxonomy":"moformat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bucharest.name\/ro\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/moformat?post=4870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}